Anybody Want a Rolex?

"There was an element to the talks of attempts to threaten and intimidate and elements of wanting to buy a Rolex." Talking about North Korean terms for ending nuclear program. All I can say is hahahaha. That's funny.

And my other favorite quote: "State Department spokesman Richard Boucher, however, ruled out offering such carrots and said: "We've made clear we're not going to pay for elimination of nuclear weapons programs that never should have been there in the first place." My take on this quote.

(telephone rings)

State Department: Hello?

N. Korea: This is genie. I'm out of the bottle.

But, then I got to the bottom of the article:
"In Seoul, a South Korean pool report from Pyongyang said North Korea had told South Korea it would discuss its suspected nuclear weapons program only with the United States but was happy to talk about boosting North-South economic cooperation and staging festivals together."

Hey, South Korea you interested in a festival? You don't have to. It's not like you have a nuclear war head pointed at your head.